I haven't written anything here in what top scientists believe to be "forever". Sorry about that, I've just got some mental gap preventing me from doing anything anywhere close to productive right now. I've been so sedentary you could name a classification of rocks after me.
Maybe if I go to the gym I spend too much money on and run around on a treadmill and try not to look at the better-looking people I'll feel better.
Or maybe I'm dying.
First commenter gets dibs on my tv if that's the case.
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